Tuesday, January 27, 2009

The Media: Is it mocking us, or is it even dumber than I thought?



We often make the incorrect assumption in our weekly meetings that the people who make up our government and society are functioning at roughly around the same level we are, or possibly even better. One need not look further than the local news to find out that a whole, vast universe of just-plain-dumb is the foundation upon which the American constitutional republic is supposed to be constructed.

Clearly, we need to invite Lashundra Clanton to our meetings to tell us all when God will put us out of our misery under the current oppressive regime of Obama.

From the article:

PELAHATCHIE, Miss. -- Students at a Mississippi high school said a fellow student spoke in tongues and made grave predictions for her classmates for three days.

Some of those predictions included when students would die.

Pelahatchie High School students called reporters from TV station WAPT, convinced that an evil spirit had taken over Lashundra Clanton.


But alas, once more, the government can save us from Satan:
Her mother said the school didn't punish her daughter, though officials warned her that if she disrupts class, they will send her home.

It's good to know that disruptions from Satan (or God?) can be simply addressed by sending his minions/angels home.

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