Retire Bush

The Nation is running a contest:

THE QUESTION:
WHAT WILL W. DO AFTER LEAVING OFFICE?

The details:

Send us your answer, disingenuous or otherwise, in 25 words (more or less). The winner will be chosen by a panel of fair-minded judges (Victor Navasky, Katrina vanden Heuvel, Richard Lingeman). First Prize is an original drawing, based on your entry, by famed New Yorker artist Edward Sorel.

The deadline for submissions is December 31 and the winner will be announced January 12.

Here's Sorel's:

After leaving office ex-President Bush reportedly will head the American Red Cross where he will push for "vast forward-looking measures" dedicated to "helping future disaster victims help themselves" such as swimming and lifesaving classes for residents of low-lying regions.

And mine:

After leaving office ex-President Bush reportedly will be given an endowed chair at Regent University where he'll be teaching a seminar in "Good Government." The course is expected to focus on the limits of executive power, secrecy, and overal proper respect for the Bill of Rights.

Yours?

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